Saturday, February 25, 2012

What are some good comebacks from insults?

Whenever im called gay or somethin, i cant think of any comebacks, or any insult. I just dont have that creative comeback mind that a lot of people have. Is there a list on the internet that has like what insult, and then what to say? 10 pts to the best answer!!!What are some good comebacks from insults?
here are a few sites with lots of comebacks that deal specifically with gay insults. There are some really good ones in there. Goodluck to you!http://www.helium.com/tpc/3766/comebacks鈥?/a> http://www.thejokeyard.com/funny_insults鈥?/a> http://forums.yellowworld.org/showthread鈥?/a> http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/164521
all i do whenever somebody calls me something is try to think of a comeback. but quickly.if it takes more than 3 seconds, its done. SAY IT QUICKLY.if it doesnt come out the way you want or if its not good, just save yourself by saying, "its a smart person joke-you wouldn't get it"

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What are some good comebacks from insults?
i think i know you...ya your that person on that show that tries to convert people to be gay cause your gay and u cant find anyone cause your so damn ugly...thats wha ti would use

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Say 'im gay and how would you know did you wake up in bed with me last night or something?'

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What are some good comebacks from insults?
well, im pretty sure everythings gay when your around!

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no all these r bad comebacks, u hav to act really sarcastic and stuff! like example:

person: your gay

you: Oh your really cool!!

person: your dumb

you: oh yea i know!

and so on just keep being sarcastic i do it, and it makes people mad

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"if I throw you a stick will you leave me alone?

"l'll give you a 2.5 on the creativity scale for that lame insult"

I'm the MASTER of sarcasm and comebacks. I'm the person you don't dare mess with if you don't want to be emotionally destroyed! BWAHAHA lol

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in a nother saying if you call someone gay and there like ya im happy just say yep ur happy that ur gay!!!



hope this helped

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Heres a good comeback, if its a boy, "thats what she said."

and if its a boy again, "o, im gay? btw hows ur boyfriend?"



finally, u could say, "Me gay? every time u open ur mouth u prove ur gay!"



Good luck:)

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Just say: I'M TIRED OF UR ISSUES IM CANCELING MY SUBSCRIPTIONS!!!!!!

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you could said, "takes one to know one"

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Well if someone insults you can just not care because sometimes people can be immature and annoying but you gotta learn sometime to not care about it. Its actually a good thing to ignore anything that's annoying or someone saying something rude to you, you can just act mature and don't care.

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Okay here are some comebacks for mostly ANYTHING:



if someone calls you gay say- "Really, then what are you?"

If someone calls you something bad example-ratarded, gay, or stupid, just say "You should tell that one to the teachers, you'll get an A+ on discription......OF YOU SELF!"

hope these help!

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*You know your the gay one if you think im gay

*It's ok your gay as well

*What's your problem? You know at least a have a life unlike you who thinks annoying people is "cool"

*OMG shut up! i don give a F*** of what you think ok?



Hope this helped

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If someone calls you gay, just say, "And how many times did you practice that in the mirror last night then?!" My friend said that and left a guy comepletely speechless! lol! =D

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definition of GAY: HAPPY (if you a girl you could say) " yup and im proud to be one, atleast i aint no lesbian ***** like you! " and if you really want to spice it up and dis them even more u could say "so why dont you go suck yo mommas dick and get da hell out of ma face callin me gay." lol

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how long is ur dick wen they answer say **** tht i hav tampons longer then tht **** it gets them soo pissed off

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you should say "you would know"

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Insult: You're gay

Comebacks:

You wish

Oh really? that's not what your mom told me

Takes one to know one

wow classy

great going there Einstein, hope you didn't use to many brain cells thinking that one up

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I love you too?
Forbearance isn鈥檛 the answer. You鈥檒l end up being thrashed twice as much. Give at least as good as you get. Try these:



Hey, did you think up that line during your last circle jerk?

I could鈥檝e sworn I heard something. Maybe it was just escaping gas.

Is your name Bob or is that just what you do?

Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?
Yo mama!
Well...insulting is almost like a science. It's good to have a couple of good insults in the back of your mind, but not all insults work with everybody. Some insults are weak against some people, but will slam others. It would help if you gave a brief description of the victims.
Well ya know how some people say "That's the oldest one in the book" ,you could say "Thats older than the book its self"
Here are three that work well in any situation.



"I've been called worse by better."



"Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one."



"That was a caliber insult...if it was 1954!"
"Nice come back, now whipe that off your chin"
if they call you gay, say- "obviously your gay since you keep trying to confirm if i am. and im not interested in you."
"You are so low........... you have to climb up a ladder to reach the buttom".
Words don't have to be said at all. Next time it happens just look the person in the eyes, shake your head in disbelief, and walk away. Works like a charm. Especially if there are people there. That makes the person look very immature, and you very mature.
did God forget to give you a pleasant personality?

ah, I see you have no personality at all.. what a shame...

Better gay than evil

better gay than brainless

better gay than sad.. (only for intelligent people,hehe)

did you find that joke in the rubbishbin? it stinks a bit...



(and all of these said with an air like you couldnt care less at what they are saying... they are no bigger than a grain of sand beneath your boot to you...) :)
'youre right, i am happy.'



how bout the traditional "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" or "Im rubber your glue"



"And you would know this because?" (how would they nkow if youre gay or not?)



"Whatever you say."
Talk about their breath that is one thing that a lot of people are insecure about. And it is hard to prove that it is not true.



Example: Insult: A lamewad like you is always saying something gay...

Comeback: With breath like that, you shouldn't say anything at all.
"as in happy,i know"
"ur dad's wife"
fart breath
well actually you should never be afriad of who you are. if your gay your gay so be it thats you. next time they say something to you look at them straight in the eye start laughing and be like man you are so immature and walkaway ( that gets em ) or you could be like i love when people have nothing better to do with there lives than to think about me o well atleast im on someones mind.
It is said, thou who protest to much!!!!!! means, the more you say your NOT gay, you are usually trying to hide SOMETHING!!
ok.... here we go......

if they call you gay or something, say: ( as in if they just said to you "youre gay!")



well, if you were lookin in a mirror, then id agree with you...



hey, i know that my shirt looks awesome, but do me a favor, dont touch me! Im not into you, ok? so stop trying to get me gay with you,ok!? Thats just not right! You'll get help someday!



:) hope these are ok,,, even though there ar only two...
how about u get a life
You're so full of sh-t your eyes are brown!



You're so full of sh-t your breathe stinks!



Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?



What-ever!!!!!!



And the best of all....Shut up!!!
Do a Yahoo or Google search and type in: Insult comebacks or something along those lines.



However, the best comeback is to not let anyone's insults bother you(easier said than done). Let it roll off your back and those that insult you will not be able stand the fact that their insults are going on deaf ears.



Let their insults roll off your back, that is the best "comeback".
I don't answer to any insults,most of the time. Or if I do ,I do it in body language, body language is very effective.Ppl are misreading you. Study your self signals. Tit For Tat is not a classy way to handle people who trive on insults. If some one called me a gay, my answer to that is%26gt; I know that I am a gay,what is your problem?
I will look up the comebacks and give them to you again. I have one of those minds where the comebacks shoot out. sometimes they are really bad and they come out and then they usally get in a fight with me. So don't feel bad that you don't have that kind of mind!!
if u get called gay just say yeah im gay with u dumbass or shout so is ur mum!!
"Yippie, you noticed." (said dryly)
Ok I have good insults.

If they call you gay say:

How am I gay when your making out with a guy on you tube

Im Gay look in the mirror o wait you dont have one hobo



Sorry I dont have alot

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